I'm skipping the punishments and going straight to promising that I'm going to kill the little punk that thinks it was a good idea to pull this prank. I'm gonna take away all their house points, give them detention for the next 5 years, and then... I'm going to kill them.

[Private to Lili]

Who the hell did you tell?

Filtered to Slytherins

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU BRATS DOING?!

This whole school needs a serious attitude check.

If I find out that any brats in my house are responsible for the flooding, I swear to Merlin I'm going to drown them all.

All right, Kids. You know you're staying with Ravenclaw, so let me make one thing clear: Behave. Don't touch anything. Don't start fights. Act civilized. I know it's gonna be hell while waiting for the dorms to be cleared ( Read more... )

These remedial classes will be over soon. I'm counting down the days until I can actually enjoy my summer as I should.

Once I'm free, I better start looking at my plans.. These trips don't just work themselves out.

[Private; Semi-Hackable]

Of course I would've received an invitation. It's only natural. I guess I should make an appearance or

I can't wait until this field trip comes. I just want it to hurry up and be over with so I can stop stressing. Remind me to never plan something like this again.

At least my group isn't lame.

I can only take so much of this before I'm going to kill someone...

YOU THREE.

RAIMEI, HASEO, AND ALFRED.

GET INTO MY OFFICE RIGHT NOW BEFORE I DRAG YOU IN THERE BY YOUR HAIR.